Angry Sheep

There's no explanation for this. It just is. More random sheep to come in the near future...

the happy hedgehog

Meet the Happy Hedgehog. He likes long walks on the beach, afternoon strolls in the park, and would rather not be mistaken for his abrasive cousin, Prickles the Porcupine.

When I find myself writing personal ads for fictional animals, I know I need sleep.

I will have more exciting posts coming soon, but I have been preoccupied with other things lately... like finishing my resume (which I did tonight!!! Yay! Victory Dance!) ... Maybe I should save the Victory Dance for when I ACTUALLY get a job, but at least I took the first step. And for that, I feel like a happy hedgehog =)

Corn vs. Cheese

This coming school week, I think I've got an assignment or quiz every day, so it's gonna feel lonnngggg... It's Sunday night and I'm already looking forward to NEXT weekend haha. In preparation for the Great Monday Depression, I'm posting Pepperoni Face, my fierce sidekick and trusty companion, who can take any greaseball on (mainly because he's the biggest greaseball around).

Also, I finally made a "Kwok's Kreations" signature because someone suggested I should sign all my drawings... and I hardly ever do. But I shall try.

ANOTHER THING: Did anyone notice in the last post, that the two Yoda faces are exactly the same? Extra bonus points if you did. I was too lazy to draw another face so the YODA-PIG is actually a clone hahaha. Oh the wonders of Copy & Paste.

LAST THING: ... since I introduced Pepperoni Face, I feel he's so CHEESY that he needs someone else to rival his cheesiness....

maybe someone corny...

someone like...

ELVIS CORN.

To be quite honest, I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA how I thought of this character, or what kind of relation Elvis has with corn. 

Anyhow... Here's the {QUESTION OF THE WEEK}:

If Pepperoni Face and Elvis Corn went at it in an epic battle, WHO WOULD WIN? 

Leave a comment.

School Doodles Episode 1: Star Wars Version

The following post is super random... so if you're going to read it, make sure you read it carefully so you can keep up with my train of thought...and even then.... I don't even know if it makes sense. You have been warned.

Sitting through 3 hour lectures is never fun, so to pass the time, I often end up thinking of weird things and drawing them during class.

During our break, I saw a girl walking around campus wearing giant fluffy earmuffs - they were SO HUGE that it reminded me of Princess Leia's monstrous hair-buns from Star Wars...

 which led to the thought, "that would be funny if people sold "Princess Leia Earmuffs".... 

which led to the thought, "the earmuffs could be made of coiled human hair" (CREEPY)... 

which led to the thought, "I shall draw Princess Leia Earmuffs in my next class..."

which I did. 

And the result was a sad rendition of a Shopping Channel infomercial, featuring an aged, grumpy-looking Carrie Fischer selling creepy earmuffs made of human hair, and why not throw in some Yoda Headphones for good measure? 

Then after spending almost two hours of class (on and off) painstakingly crafting my masterpiece, one of my classmates leans over, looks at the Yoda, and says casually, "that PIG looks familiar". HAHAHA. Then she says, "Is it from a childhood cartoon?" and my other friend says, "No!!! It's YODA from Star Wars". I don't remember what happened after that because my friend and I were too busy laughing at how the artwork that I had been slaving over was just totally demolished with one comment.

Anyway, after that, I decided that Yoda needed to redeem himself.

WITH THIS.

Although I'm not sure that really redeems him. I think I'm just digging myself into a deeper hole. 

 haha... I still can't get over it. "That PIG looks familiar". 

At least she wasn't referring to me.

OH... and by the way.... to make me seem less crazy.... Princess Leia Earmuffs actually DO EXIST.

The power of GOOGLE confirms that I am not insane.

The awesome knit Leia earmuffs were sold on Etsy, and the hilarious fleece hat is from Bleu Arts.

MORE BURGERS

Can you tell I have an obsession? HAHA...

I once ate 3 burgers in a day - for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That NEVER gets old. And neither does the continual posting of burger pictures.

Believe me... there is MUCH more from where this came from. I have a whole file of burger images... I'm just releasing them one by one to slowly take over the world...

By the way, this one makes a good Desktop Wallpaper =) 

And so it begins...

After much persuasion (from friends) and procrastination (from me), I have finally come out of hibernation to start a blog so that all my random doodles, crazy cartoons, and artistic experiments will have a cozy home. Some of these strange specimens have been in hiding for a long time, but I have decided to unleash whatever little monsters I create into the world, and hopefully, you will learn to love them.

I wanted to start off with a kind of self-portrait, and for those of you who know me personally, I think you will agree that this cartoon symbolizes me quite well...